{"id":20439,"date":"2022-02-04T18:22:10","date_gmt":"2022-02-04T14:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mediazona.az\/?p=20439"},"modified":"2022-02-04T18:22:10","modified_gmt":"2022-02-04T14:22:10","slug":"cinqus-%c9%99mzik-yunus-oguz-yazir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediazona.az\/?p=20439","title":{"rendered":"C\u0130NQU\u015e-\u018fMZ\u0130K\u2026 YUNUS O\u011eUZ yaz\u0131r"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yunus O\u011fuz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Felyeton<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130\u015f\u0259\u00a0\u00a0t\u0259z\u0259c\u0259 g\u0259lmi\u015fdim\u00a0\u00a0ki, qap\u0131 d\u00f6y\u00fcld\u00fc. “G\u0259lin” dey\u0259nd\u0259n sonra\u00a0\u00a0i\u00e7\u0259ri otuz-otuz be\u015f ya\u015fl\u0131, \u00fcz\u00fc t\u0259ra\u015f edilmi\u015f (indiki g\u0259ncl\u0259rin \u00e7oxu t\u0259nb\u0259llikd\u0259n \u00fczl\u0259rini q\u0131rxm\u0131rlar ki, b\u0259s indi bel\u0259 d\u0259bdir) g\u0259nc daxil oldu.<\/p>\n

-M\u00fc\u0259llim, olar!<\/p>\n

M\u00fc\u0259llim olmasam da, “buyurun \u0259yl\u0259\u015fin” dedim. G\u0259nc \u0259yl\u0259\u015fdi. Hiss etdim ki, bunun d\u0259rdi i\u015fsizlik, t\u0259qa\u00fcd d\u0259rdi deyil. Geyimi-kecimi yerind\u0259 idi. A\u015f\u0131qlar demi\u015fk\u0259n, bunun d\u0259rdi alay\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n

Oturan kimi \u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fcb t\u00f6kd\u00fc:<\/p>\n

-M\u00fc\u0259llim, m\u0259n ZAQS-dan (evlilik \u015f\u0259had\u0259tnam\u0259si veril\u0259n qurumu n\u0259z\u0259rd\u0259 tutur) \u015fikay\u0259t\u00e7iy\u0259m.<\/p>\n

Soru\u015fdum:<\/p>\n

-Neyl\u0259yib s\u0259n\u0259, toyuna icaz\u0259 vermir, ya n\u0259dir?<\/p>\n

G\u0259nc guya utan\u0131rm\u0131\u015f kimi cavab verdi:<\/p>\n

-Yox, m\u00fc\u0259llim toyumu etmi\u015f\u0259m, subaylar\u0131n\u0131za qism\u0259t olsun, bir h\u0259ft\u0259dir buz baltas\u0131 kimi bir o\u011flum da d\u00fcnyaya g\u0259lib, problem d\u0259 bundan sonra ba\u015flay\u0131b. M\u0259nim d\u0259rdim o\u011fluma ad qoymaq d\u0259rdidir. Ona ad verir\u0259m,\u00a0 ZAQS-da deyirl\u0259r, bel\u0259 ad bizim siyah\u0131da yoxdur.<\/p>\n

Maraq m\u0259ni b\u00fcr\u00fcd\u00fc, \u00e7\u00fcnki redaksiyaya\u00a0 adqoyma m\u0259s\u0259l\u0259sin\u0259\u00a0 g\u00f6r\u0259 \u00e7ox \u015fikay\u0259tl\u0259r daxil olurdu.<\/p>\n

-Adi il\u0259 b\u00f6y\u00fcs\u00fcn, n\u0259 ad qoymaq ist\u0259yirs\u0259n, \u00f6vlad\u0131na?<\/p>\n

-Cinqu\u015f.<\/p>\n

Mara\u011f\u0131m t\u0259\u0259cc\u00fcb\u0259 \u00e7evrildi. Fikirl\u0259\u015fdim ki, b\u0259lk\u0259\u00a0\u00a0m\u0259n\u00a0\u00a0s\u0259hv\u00a0\u00a0e\u015fidir\u0259m. D\u0259qiql\u0259\u015fdirm\u0259k \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn bir d\u0259 soru\u015fdum:<\/p>\n

-N\u0259, n\u0259 dedin?<\/p>\n

G\u0259nc\u00a0\u00a0q\u0131z\u0131l-q\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 t\u0259krar etdi:<\/p>\n

-Cinqu\u015f.<\/p>\n

\u0130st\u0259dim bir \u015faqqanaq \u00e7\u0259kib g\u00fcl\u0259m, \u00f6z\u00fcmd\u0259n as\u0131l\u0131 olmadan qu\u015f kimi q\u0131y vurdum… Ciy… cin… q\u0131y… qu\u015f…”<\/p>\n

Y\u0259qin ki, s\u0259simd\u0259n i\u015f\u00e7il\u0259r diksindil\u0259r, amma b\u00fcruz\u0259 verm\u0259dil\u0259r. \u00d6z\u00fcm\u00fc toparlay\u0131b soru\u015fdum:<\/p>\n

-Niy\u0259 b\u0259s Cinqu\u015f?<\/p>\n

-Bilirs\u0259n m\u00fc\u0259llim, u\u015faqlar\u0131n anas\u0131 dan\u0131\u015f\u0131r ki, d\u00f6n\u0259-d\u00f6n\u0259 \u00fczr ist\u0259yir\u0259m, u\u015faq b\u0259tnd\u0259n \u00e7\u0131xandan sonra el\u0259 q\u0131\u015fq\u0131r\u0131b, el\u0259 q\u0131\u015fq\u0131r\u0131b, el\u0259 \u0259l-qol at\u0131b, sanki cin d\u00fcnyaya g\u0259tirib. D\u00fcz bir h\u0259ft\u0259dir q\u0131sq\u0131ra-q\u0131\u015fq\u0131ra h\u0259l\u0259 d\u0259 \u0259l-qol at\u0131r. \u00d6z-\u00f6z\u00fcm\u0259 fikirl\u0259\u015fdim ki, b\u00f6y\u00fcy\u0259nd\u0259 bu g\u0259d\u0259d\u0259n n\u0259s\u0259 \u00e7\u0131xacaq. \u00c7\u00f6r\u0259k qazanmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn cin kimi \u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc oda vuracaq, k\u00f6z\u0259 vuracaq, qu\u015f kimi hara g\u0259ldi qonacaq. Ad\u0131 \u00f6mr\u00fcn\u0259 uygun olsun dey\u0259 q\u0259rara ald\u0131q ki, el\u0259 “Cinqu\u015f”\u00a0adland\u0131rsaq yax\u015f\u0131 olar.<\/p>\n

Sol \u0259limi aln\u0131ma vurub g\u00f6zl\u0259rimi masaya dikib \u00fcr\u0259yimd\u0259 dedim: “Ay\u0259, g\u00f6r hans\u0131 z\u0259man\u0259y\u0259 g\u0259lib \u00e7\u0131xd\u0131n, Mirz\u0259? Day bundan o t\u0259r\u0259fi yoxdur”. Sual verdim:<\/p>\n

-Ad\u0131n n\u0259dir, b\u0259y?<\/p>\n

-Yanarda\u011f.<\/p>\n

-B\u0259s xan\u0131m\u0131n\u0131n?<\/p>\n

-Ne\u015ft\u0259r.<\/p>\n

Az qald\u0131m odlan\u0131m, ancaq ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131 qald\u0131r\u0131b onun m\u0259sum g\u00f6zl\u0259rin\u0259 baxanda ba\u015fa d\u00fc\u015fd\u00fcm ki, bu g\u00f6zl\u0259rd\u0259 cahillik v\u0259 nadanl\u0131q var.<\/p>\n

Yen\u0259 s\u0259brimi bas\u0131b dedim:<\/p>\n

-\u0130ndi bel\u0259 \u00e7\u0131x\u0131r ki, s\u0259n d\u0259 \u00f6mr\u00fcn\u00fc m\u0259\u015f\u0259l\u0259 \u00e7evirmis\u0259n, Yanarda\u011f kimi gec\u0259-g\u00fcnd\u00fcz yan\u0131rsan, xan\u0131m\u0131n da ar\u0131 kimi ham\u0131n\u0131 sanc\u0131r. – \u0130st\u0259dim dey\u0259m ki, b\u00fct\u00fcn ar\u0131lar bal(a) vermir, ancaq sancmaqla m\u0259\u015f\u011ful olurlar, dem\u0259dim. – \u018f zal\u0131m o\u011flu, zal\u0131m, u\u015faq d\u00fcnyaya g\u0259l\u0259nd\u0259 q\u0131\u015fq\u0131rar da. Q\u0131\u015fq\u0131rm\u0131rsa, \u0259l-qol atm\u0131rsa, dem\u0259li \u00f6l\u00fc do\u011fulub. Bax,- m\u00fcdrik g\u00f6rk\u0259m ald\u0131m, – u\u015faq a\u011flayanda, q\u0131\u015fq\u0131randa anas\u0131 neyl\u0259yir?<\/p>\n

Fikirl\u0259\u015fm\u0259d\u0259n cavab verdi:<\/p>\n

-D\u00f6\u015f\u00fcnd\u0259n s\u00fcd verir.<\/p>\n

-Ay sa\u011f ol, y\u0259ni anan\u0131n d\u00f6\u015f\u00fcnd\u0259n s\u00fcd \u0259mir. El\u0259 is\u0259 g\u0259d\u0259nin ad\u0131n\u0131 “\u018fmzik” niy\u0259 qoymursan?\u00a0\u00a0\u00d6z\u00fcn demi\u015fk\u0259n cin kimidir. Bir az bicliyi, bir az gicliyi. B\u00f6y\u00fcy\u0259nd\u0259 m\u0259mur olma\u011f\u0131n yolunu tapar. Sonra da dodaqlar\u0131n\u0131 yap\u0131\u015fd\u0131rar b\u00fcdc\u0259 borusuna, \u0259mdikc\u0259 \u0259m\u0259r. H\u0259 nec\u0259dir “\u018fmzik”, yoxsa “Cinqu\u015f?” Vallah bizd\u0259 bunun ba\u015fqa anlam\u0131 var. Ondansa “Alarvad” qoy. O da cinin…<\/p>\n

S\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc k\u0259sdi.<\/p>\n

-M\u00fc\u0259llim “Alarvad” ke\u00e7mir, e, o adda arvad s\u00f6z\u00fc var, tay-tu\u015fu m\u0259sx\u0259r\u0259y\u0259 qoyar.<\/p>\n

Baxd\u0131m ki, cahil, nadan bunun yan\u0131nda toya getm\u0259lidir. Ciddi-ciddi dedim:<\/p>\n

-Onda u\u015fa\u011f\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131 qoy ya “F\u00fcrs\u0259t\u00e7i”, ya da ” G\u00fcd\u00fck\u00e7\u00fc”. S\u0259n ist\u0259diyin i\u015f\u0259 yarayar.<\/p>\n

G\u00f6zl\u0259rini \u00fcz\u00fcm\u0259 dikib, n\u0259s\u0259 soru\u015fmaq ist\u0259di , amma c\u0259sar\u0259t etm\u0259di.<\/p>\n

-Bax-dedim-deyirs\u0259n ki, ist\u0259yir\u0259m \u00f6vlad\u0131m cin kim \u00f6z\u00fcn ora-bura vursun, m\u0259n ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m h\u0259yat\u0131 ya\u015famas\u0131n, y\u00fcz ki\u015fid\u0259n biri olsun,el\u0259mi?<\/p>\n

-M\u00fc\u0259llim, lap el\u0259 bil \u00fcr\u0259yimi oxudun. El\u0259 m\u0259n d\u0259 bayaqdan bunu dem\u0259k ist\u0259yir\u0259m.<\/p>\n

-H\u0259, lap yax\u015f\u0131, -onu h\u0259v\u0259sl\u0259ndirdim, -“G\u00fcd\u00fck\u00e7\u00fc”, “F\u00fcrs\u0259t\u00e7i” kimi adlar pis deyil. B\u00f6y\u00fcy\u0259nd\u0259 “adam” olmaq \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn f\u00fcrs\u0259t g\u00f6zl\u0259yir, laz\u0131m olan v\u0259zif\u0259li adamlar\u0131 g\u00fcd\u0259r. Onlar\u0131n v\u0259ziyy\u0259ti yax\u015f\u0131 olanda “d\u0259d\u0259m-anam s\u0259ns\u0259n” dey\u0259r, t\u0259ndirin q\u0131ra\u011f\u0131nda, ocaq ba\u015f\u0131nda \u00f6z\u00fcn\u0259 yer el\u0259y\u0259r, g\u00fcn a\u011flayar. H\u0259r yerd\u0259 say\u0131l\u0131r. TV-l\u0259r, saytlar, q\u0259zetl\u0259rin dilind\u0259n d\u00fc\u015fm\u0259z, h\u00f6rm\u0259tli ki\u015fil\u0259rd\u0259n biri olur. El\u0259 ki, bu v\u0259zif\u0259linin v\u0259zif\u0259 \u00f6mr\u00fc bitir, y\u0259ni aya\u011f\u0131na da\u015f ba\u011flay\u0131b at\u0131rlar quyunun dibin\u0259, o da h\u0259min\u00a0\u00a0da\u015fdan da b\u00f6y\u00fcy\u00fcn\u00fc\u00a0\u00a0g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcb at\u0131r quyunun i\u00e7in\u0259. H\u0259m d\u0259 deyir “Di get”. Sonra da \u0259lin\u0259 balta al\u0131b h\u0259min v\u0259zif\u0259lini gec\u0259-g\u00fcnd\u00fcz arxas\u0131nca\u00a0\u00a0baltalay\u0131r. “\u0130t \u0259l \u00e7\u0259kir, motal \u0259l \u00e7\u0259kmir”. Yaz\u0131q can verir, o is\u0259 uf dem\u0259d\u0259n yen\u0259 baltalay\u0131r. Bunu ona g\u00f6r\u0259 edir ki, g\u00fcds\u00fcn,\u00a0\u00a0f\u00fcrs\u0259t d\u00fc\u015f\u0259n kimi yen\u0259 bir v\u0259zif\u0259lini gir\u0259v\u0259l\u0259sin. H\u0259 nec\u0259dir bu adlar; “G\u00fcd\u00fck\u00e7\u00fc, ya da “F\u00fcrs\u0259t\u00e7i”?<\/p>\n

-M\u00fc\u0259llim,\u00a0\u00a0yax\u015f\u0131 s\u00f6zl\u0259r dan\u0131\u015f\u0131rsan, b\u0259lk\u0259 ehtiyatda ba\u015fqa adlar da var.<\/p>\n

Baxd\u0131m ki, bu lap z\u0131r nadand\u0131r. Dedim:<\/p>\n

-H\u0259 bir-iki ad da var. Amma onlar da qoy sonraya qals\u0131n.<\/p>\n

\u018fl \u00e7\u0259km\u0259di.<\/p>\n

-S\u0259n o adlar\u0131 s\u00f6yl\u0259, m\u0259n gedim arvadla ham\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 “optovoy” (topdan) m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259tl\u0259\u015fim.<\/p>\n

-\u018f\u015fi, s\u0259nd\u0259n yax\u015f\u0131 o\u011flana bu adlar\u0131 \u0259rma\u011fan etm\u0259y\u0259c\u0259m ki, halal xo\u015fun olsun, g\u00f6t\u00fcr apar. \u0130kisini d\u0259 deyim, g\u00f6r hans\u0131 a\u011fl\u0131na bat\u0131r. “Dib\u00e7\u0259k”, ya da “Parnik” (istixana), ancaq m\u0259nas\u0131n\u0131 uzun-uzad\u0131 soru\u015fma. Q\u0131sa deyim ki, dibc\u0259yin k\u00f6k\u00fc torpa\u011fa ba\u011fl\u0131 olmur, k\u00f6k\u00fc torpa\u011fa d\u0259ym\u0259diyind\u0259n ke\u00e7mi\u015fini, ata-anas\u0131n\u0131 unudur, b\u0259z\u0259n onlardan imtina edir, ancaq m\u0259murlu\u011fa-zada yaray\u0131r,\u00a0\u00a0h\u0259r yerd\u0259 ona ya\u015f\u0131l i\u015f\u0131q yand\u0131r\u0131rlar. El\u0259 istixana da onun kimi. Bunun f\u0259rqli c\u0259h\u0259ti ondad\u0131r ki, bu u\u015faq n\u0259 g\u00fcn, n\u0259 d\u0259 soyuq-qar g\u00f6rs\u00fcn. Onun \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcn temperatur eyni olmal\u0131d\u0131r. O da \u00e7\u00f6r\u0259k qazananlar s\u0131ras\u0131na aid edilir.<\/p>\n

Yanaqda\u011f\u00a0\u00a0g\u00f6zl\u0259m\u0259diyim halda etiraz etdi:<\/p>\n

-Yox m\u00fc\u0259llim, sonuncu bu iki addan imtina edir\u0259m. \u00d6mr\u00fcm\u00fc Yanarda\u011f kimi ona s\u0259rf edim, o da sonradan m\u0259nd\u0259n imtina etsin. – Ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 bulad\u0131, – Yox ist\u0259mir\u0259m. Gedim evd\u0259 m\u0259sl\u0259h\u0259tl\u0259\u015fim.<\/p>\n

T\u0259\u015f\u0259kk\u00fcr edib aya\u011fa durdu, \u015f\u0259h\u0259r telefonumu da ist\u0259di,\u00a0\u00a0verdim.<\/p>\n

\u00dc\u00e7 g\u00fcnd\u0259n sonra m\u0259n\u0259 z\u0259ng etdi:<\/p>\n

-Salam m\u00fc\u0259llim,-sevincl\u0259 dill\u0259ndi, – u\u015fa\u011fa say\u0259nizd\u0259 ad tapd\u0131q. Raz\u0131 olmasalar,\u00a0\u00a0m\u0259hk\u0259m\u0259y\u0259 ver\u0259c\u0259m.<\/p>\n

-H\u0259, n\u0259 yax\u015f\u0131, hans\u0131 ad\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnd\u0259 dayand\u0131n\u0131z?<\/p>\n

F\u0259xrl\u0259 dill\u0259ndi:<\/p>\n

-Cinqus-\u0259mzik, qoy m\u0259mur olsun… H\u0259, di sa\u011f ol!<\/p>\n

D\u00fcd… d\u00fcd… d\u00fcd…<\/p>\n

\u00d6z\u00fcm-\u00f6z\u00fcm\u0259 birc\u0259 k\u0259lm\u0259 dey\u0259 bildim:<\/p>\n

-D\u0259lin\u0259 \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr,\u00a0\u00a0ilahi!<\/p>\n

02.02.2022<\/p>\n

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